- A de-milled hand grenade. Useful.
- Random baseball cards from the early '80s. 1982 Topps Robin Yount, anyone?
- Many, many cards from many, many relatives. No money overlooked, though.
- A large collection of notes from my high school girlfriend. Awww.
- A picture of my high school marching band. Taken from my father's airplane. See, not even my own personal aerial photog could make me cool.
- A worn out wrist pin from the first motor I ever rebuilt, on the first car I ever owned.
- A rant, ostensibly authored by me, about how no one would ever understand me. Gosh, 17-year-old Chris, please tell us all about your emotions. Geez, what a prick I was.